Don't Laugh by black chile

don't laugh. i used a glue stick instead of my lip balm on my lips this morning. i was talking on the phone handling some very "important work related" issues when i grabbed what i thought was my lip balm out of the drawer. it felt the same going on but then i noticed that my lips became very terse. and then they started sticking together. i couldn't get the sh*t off. all day my lips have been chapped and in a very weird way.

i said don't laugh.

© 2005 black chile (For security's sake, the author remains anonymous--at least for now)